The $1M Card That Gets You Nothing
But says that you have EVERYTHING
Because being rich isn’t about what you can afford to get…it’s about what you can afford to waste.
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Welcome to the Pinnacle
This card isn’t a membership…because you’re already a fucking member. You’re a member of the “You’ve got so much money you don’t give a single fuck” club. But has anybody ever really cared? THEY WILL NOW.
What do you get?
Absolutely Nothing. Zilch. Nada.
You get nothing but the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of an elite group of people who dropped a cool mil on a useless card just to prove you could.
Tell them you're rich without telling them you're rich
The possibilities are endless, but here are some easy ways to use your card:
1
Accidentally toss it on the table when paying for dinner instead of your black card, then say “oh shit, how’d that get there”
2
Put it between the couch cushions so your cleaning lady finds it. When she does say “Oh, that’s where that went. Whatever, I already ordered another one.”
3
Let a poor friend borrow it for the day so they can pretend to be filthy rich… what? you’re rich not heartless.
4
Use it’s shiny surface as a mirror to gaze into as you have the self realization that it’s actually the meaningful relationships in your life that fill you with joy and make life worth living…then jam those feelings deep down and buy another card because you’re being a pussy.
Ball out today
Get the card before inflation makes throwing away $1M too easy for the middle class.
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